Posted by
A Right Brainer on Friday, October 10, 2008 7:18:46 PM
Someone correct me if I am wrong but didn't Obama say his experience running his campaign provided him executive experience? Tried to find the exact quote, but failed and got bored looking for it.
RB: So Senator, Running your multi million doolar campaign is a good example of your executive experience?
BO: "I'd like to thank you, for stopping in with campaign RB, and yes it is, obviously."
RB: You're welcome Senator, You know of course that I have been asking for this interview for a week now, they keep reffering me to a schedule. I asked around and none of your aides seemed to have one. I asked other reporters, they too said they weren't sure what was going on.
BO: "Yes, well you see being the candidate of change things change at a moment's notice. Paper schedules are hard to keep updated. Do you subscribe to our Action Reports?"
RB: Well sir, I used to, but sadly my blackberry was damaged the last time you had all your press corps wait two hours in the hotel parking lot in the rain. What was that about?
BO: "Well RB, A chief executive has many demands on his time, surely you know this. I was on the phone with Keny... Michelle and the kids." To an aide "you there, sweetie, you look like you can afford another one, give RB here your Blackberry."
RB: Uh Uhm Thank you? Oh I see, your kids, Well sir I had several questions I wanted to ask you, but unfortuanetly I dropped my notepad, and it was quickly snatched up by someone."
BO: "Oh well then you have something memorized? I know its tough, I can't seem to get it right either. Hey! You should come up with a teleprompter for your interviews. They I could use mine too. Why did someone steal your pad?"
RB: Well that's one question we have all been asking, you think someone could get the lavatory fixed, its been plugged up for a month. And while they are at it think they could restock the TP, I think thats's why they took my pad?"
BO: "Is that what that smell is? I thought it was the Al Jazeera guy, making dinner or something. I'll get right on it, Hey ploufe or pouf or puff puff see to the john, guess its backed up again, get it 'the John', I crack myself up sometimes."
RB: Uh ok...That's funny sir, Thanks for taking care of that for we reporters.
BO: No problem, do all I can for you guys, ya know, you have done so much for me.
RB: Well in that case sir, you think you might be able to get a few more seats for us? I mean I know how important it is for you to have a practice stage with teleprompters set up and all, but we have to draw straws to for a seat since there is twety of us and only seven seats.
BO: "No can do RB, need every advantage I can get, with out that practice and polish you know I can't come off as well as I do."
RB: I understand, well I'd like to get to some policy questions sir..."
BO: "Is that the seatbelt light? We are going to have to cut it short RB?"
RB: But sir, one question?
BO: "Sorry you'll have to get the schedule from one of the staff."
RB: The is no schedule sir!
BO: I see, well we'll get right on that like we do with everything. Hey can I borrow that napkin you're writing on?"
RB: That's my interview notes Senator.
BO: "Well I kinda need it really bad if you know what I mean?"
RB: Hear you go...
BO: Great thanks, very patriotic of you, remember Hope and Change, Change you can believe in etc etc..
Door shuts on forward lavatory.
RB: Yeah, cant wait for that, campaign is running great here, country should be just fine.
Based on the article
here